Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Funny Kids

My kids have been saying funny things lately.  I love it when they mix up words.  Here are a few:


"She won't play the game because she is sunburn".  translation- "stubborn"


ds: "What did he have on his back? Honey? The bee rash?"


me: "What? Oh! you mean Hives! "


6yod: "Do you spell Daddy, D-o-d-o?"


After listening to a story about a little boy who was crying in a hayloft, burying his head in the straw:  "How big was the person's head, and how did he get it in a straw?"


"Who can tell me what the Dead Sea Scrolls are?"   ds: "Like brown skunks?"


After discussing food delicacies with her Grammy, including pickled tongue, my dd  was not fooled.  She replied, "Pickles don't have tongues!"


 

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